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Adrift, inexperienced, loveless, and unemployed, recent college grad Jerome Segundo remedies all these deficiencies simultaneously upon landing a job and striking up a romance with a coworker. His consort, slightly older chronologically but years more sophisticated and experienced, exposes him to the delights of cuisine, culture, and coitus (occasionally in tandem). Their relationship blossoms and his world opens up—until a criminal charge brings it crashing down.

Praise for Sweet Holy Motherfucking Everloving Delusional Bastard

• "... one of the liveliest, most entertaining stories I've read in years."

• "This memoir, with its hard-to-remember but impossible-to-forget title, will win you over."

• "... this is a good book, a funny book and—in fact—an important book."

~Read It and Reap blog

• "The author’s use of language and wordplay, along with the illustration of the relationship between the three male leads, is both amusing and intellectually insightful."

• "In summary, you can’t judge a book by its title. Segundo has delivered entertainment and also a strong sociological point ... ."

~The Tattered Thread blog

• "... the saddest funny memoir I have ever read in my life."

~Seattle Book Mama blog

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Sweet Holy Motherfucking Everloving Delusional Bastard

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